Now for the second sorry. (Semi-quoting Anne, because I'm more comfortable that way.)
So maybe I shouldn't have smashed my slate over your head in quite such a public manner...
"I'm extremely sorry I behaved so terribly. I am wicked and ungrateful, and I deserve to be cast out forever. What I said was true," except for the part about the pictures. I know now that that isn't your fault. "Please, please forgive me. You wouldn't be so cruel as to inflict me with life-long sorrow. Forgive me."
Whew! Nice to have that out of the way. But, "Since, I had to do it, I thought I might as well do it thoroughly."